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CrimeHQ
September 23 2017

Bacon Leads to Arrest, Unlucky Robber, Dead Man Burglar, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (09/17/17 - 09/23/17): Snatched Bacon Leads To Waffle House Arrest Unlucky...
TeddyP
September 22 2017

Drunk Man Calls 911 for Lift Home

When you are way too drunk to drive home, who do you call? A friend? Uber? The Ghostbusters? This week's perp derp decided against all of those and instead dialed 911. Brilliant! According...
CrimeHQ
September 16 2017

Duct Taping Student, Lady Pulls Gun at Walmart, Panda-Costume Wearing Theft, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (09/09/17 - 09/16/17): Man Charged With Robbing Magazine Salesman At Gunpoint Police...
CrimeHQ
September 2 2017

School Bus Chase, Chihuahua Attack Dog, Pooping Man, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/26/17 - 09/02/17): Stolen School Bus Prompts Chase Through Two Counties ...
TeddyP
September 1 2017

Intoxicated Woman Steals Lure Straight from Fishing Line

Holy mackerel! A woman was arrested recently after she swam up to a fisherman, cursed him out, bit off the lure, and swam off with it in her mouth. No, I am not making this up. Yes, this actually...
CrimeHQ
August 26 2017

Nutella Alert, Cocaine Snorting Mom, Doctor’s Orders and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/20/17 - 08/26/17): Nutella Alert After Gang Makes Off With 20 Tonnes Of Chocolate...
TeddyP
August 25 2017

Drunk Man Hits 17 Cars, Gets Arrested

A man from Florida has been booked on drunk driving charges after he hit 17 cars in an attempt to park his car at in an apartment complex. Yup, 17 cars! According to CBS, at about four in the...
CrimeHQ
August 19 2017

Clean Crook, Mistress Revenge, Bear Joy Ride, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/13/17 - 08/19/17): Costumed Characters Charged With Shopflifting At Walmart Man...
TeddyP
August 18 2017

Boat’s Distress Call Leads to Huge Marijuana Bust

Here is another story where a couple of lame-brain crooks did something just plain stupid. This time, we take to the seven seas to follow a couple of marijuana smugglers who ran into some mechanical...
CrimeHQ
August 12 2017

Crayon Coke, Baby Formula Thief, Toilet Flush Jail, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/06/17 - 08/12/17): Man Doesn't Flush The Toilet, Ends Up Behind Bars Man...
TeddyP
August 11 2017

Man Straps Huge Stolen Street Lamp to Car

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But sometimes a picture is worth a thousand laughs too. This week's perp derp provided the latter for us. According to BBC, a man in England...
CrimeHQ
August 5 2017

Peanut Butter Prison Break, Cough Syrup Theft, Topless Road Rage, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/29/17 - 08/05/17): Mom brings child along during armed robbery Thief...
TeddyP
August 4 2017

Naked Bank Robber Runs Down Street Throwing Money

It is not every day you see a naked man running down the street. Not to mention a naked man running down the street tossing cash like a madman.  According to The Sun Sentinel, a 25-year-old...
CrimeHQ
July 29 2017

Golden Underwear, Grand Theft Auto Cop, Selfie Thief, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/22/17 - 07/29/17): Women caught with 4kg gold in their underwear Teens...
TeddyP
July 28 2017

Sick Man Brings Trash Bag Full of Weed to ER

Here is a short tale about one of the many things one should not bring to a hospital when feeling under the weather. According to The Denver Post, police from Colorado confiscated a whole trash...
CrimeHQ
July 22 2017

Ramming McDonald’s, Demanding Drugs, Wire Chewer, and More!

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/15/17 - 07/22/17): Woman arrested after allegedly deliberately ramming sign at...
TeddyP
July 21 2017

Woman Gets DWI After Attempting to Bail Out Friend

You know that old saying, “Friends don't let friends drive drunk”? It seems someone forgot to mention that to a bunch of Louisiana residents. According to the NY Post, police...
CrimeHQ
July 15 2017

Arresting Proposal, Frozen Wife, Meth Buttocks, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/09/17 - 07/15/17): Oklahoma man proposes to girlfriend while under arrest Man...
TeddyP
July 14 2017

Suspect Claims Van Full of Marijuana Was for Personal Use

This week's perp derp must have channeled the spirit of Cheech & Chong when he claimed that a truck loaded with marijuana was all for personal use. According to The Metro, Shane Prosser...
TeddyP
July 7 2017

Suspect Attempts to Use “Get Out of Jail Free” Card

This column pokes fun at those who are not the sharpest tool in the crime shed. However, this week's perp derp gets a gold star from me for the effort he put forth during an encounter with...
CrimeHQ
July 1 2017

TSA Worker Steals, Police Chief Robs Bank, Impersonating Officer, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (06/17/17 - 07/01/17): TSA Worker Caught Stealing Cash From Bag At Orlando Airport Robbery...
TeddyP
June 30 2017

Woman Arrested After Faking Constipation

What would you do if you knew you were about to be arrested? Would you give yourself up peacefully? Would you try to run? Would you plead? Would you... pretend to be constipated? Guess which one...
CrimeHQ
June 24 2017

Underpants Fire, Stealing Avocados, Home Confinement, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (06/17/17 - 06/24/17): Woman uses reduced store label to self-scan 117 items Mother...
TeddyP
June 23 2017

Thieves Steal GPS Devices that Lead to Their Arrest

It takes a special kind of perp derp to steal 100 GPS tracking devices and expect not to get caught. But then we wouldn't have this column... According to NBC, a couple of thieves stole...
CrimeHQ
June 17 2017

Dog-Poop Dispute, Meth-Laced Lollipops, Kleptomania, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (06/10/17 - 06/17/17): Police seize 600 pounds of meth-laced lollipops Woman...
TeddyP
June 16 2017

Waiting for Nuggets Leads to 911 Call

This week, I bring you another tale of the almighty chicken nugget. You might remember I reported on another chicken nugget incident earlier this year that involved a young man pulling a gun...
CrimeHQ
June 10 2017

Pulling Teeth, Doggy Door Trespass, Binge-Smoking, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (06/04/17 - 06/10/17): Mom charged after boy's teeth pulled in Walmart restroom...
TeddyP
June 9 2017

Arrogant Drug Dealer Busted During Facebook Live Stream

A drug dealer with extreme hubris thought he was all about the Benjamins until the police raided his home. The best part: all of this unfolded for the world to see via Facebook's streaming...
AdamCWagner88
June 2 2017

Alarm Clock Bomb Scare

A Virginia woman created a cause for alarm in a Whole Foods parking lot the other day. According to the Richmond Times-Dispatch, Daphne Page purchased an alarm clock resembling a stick of dynamite...
CrimeHQ
May 27 2017

Joker Points Gun, Amish Horse Droppings, Lizard in Bra, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (05/20/17 - 05/27/17): Tattooed 'Joker' accused of pointing gun at traffic Trial...