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CrimeHQ
July 22 2017

Ramming McDonald’s, Demanding Drugs, Wire Chewer, and More!

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/15/17 - 07/22/17): Woman arrested after allegedly deliberately ramming sign at...
TeddyP
July 21 2017

Woman Gets DWI After Attempting to Bail Out Friend

You know that old saying, “Friends don't let friends drive drunk”? It seems someone forgot to mention that to a bunch of Louisiana residents. According to the NY Post, police...
CrimeHQ
July 15 2017

Arresting Proposal, Frozen Wife, Meth Buttocks, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/09/17 - 07/15/17): Oklahoma man proposes to girlfriend while under arrest Man...
TeddyP
July 14 2017

Suspect Claims Van Full of Marijuana Was for Personal Use

This week's perp derp must have channeled the spirit of Cheech & Chong when he claimed that a truck loaded with marijuana was all for personal use. According to The Metro, Shane Prosser...
TeddyP
July 7 2017

Suspect Attempts to Use “Get Out of Jail Free” Card

This column pokes fun at those who are not the sharpest tool in the crime shed. However, this week's perp derp gets a gold star from me for the effort he put forth during an encounter with...
CrimeHQ
July 1 2017

TSA Worker Steals, Police Chief Robs Bank, Impersonating Officer, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (06/17/17 - 07/01/17): TSA Worker Caught Stealing Cash From Bag At Orlando Airport Robbery...
TeddyP
June 30 2017

Woman Arrested After Faking Constipation

What would you do if you knew you were about to be arrested? Would you give yourself up peacefully? Would you try to run? Would you plead? Would you... pretend to be constipated? Guess which one...
CrimeHQ
June 24 2017

Underpants Fire, Stealing Avocados, Home Confinement, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (06/17/17 - 06/24/17): Woman uses reduced store label to self-scan 117 items Mother...
TeddyP
June 23 2017

Thieves Steal GPS Devices that Lead to Their Arrest

It takes a special kind of perp derp to steal 100 GPS tracking devices and expect not to get caught. But then we wouldn't have this column... According to NBC, a couple of thieves stole...
CrimeHQ
June 17 2017

Dog-Poop Dispute, Meth-Laced Lollipops, Kleptomania, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (06/10/17 - 06/17/17): Police seize 600 pounds of meth-laced lollipops Woman...
TeddyP
June 16 2017

Waiting for Nuggets Leads to 911 Call

This week, I bring you another tale of the almighty chicken nugget. You might remember I reported on another chicken nugget incident earlier this year that involved a young man pulling a gun...
CrimeHQ
June 10 2017

Pulling Teeth, Doggy Door Trespass, Binge-Smoking, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (06/04/17 - 06/10/17): Mom charged after boy's teeth pulled in Walmart restroom...
TeddyP
June 9 2017

Arrogant Drug Dealer Busted During Facebook Live Stream

A drug dealer with extreme hubris thought he was all about the Benjamins until the police raided his home. The best part: all of this unfolded for the world to see via Facebook's streaming...
AdamCWagner88
June 2 2017

Alarm Clock Bomb Scare

A Virginia woman created a cause for alarm in a Whole Foods parking lot the other day. According to the Richmond Times-Dispatch, Daphne Page purchased an alarm clock resembling a stick of dynamite...
CrimeHQ
May 27 2017

Joker Points Gun, Amish Horse Droppings, Lizard in Bra, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (05/20/17 - 05/27/17): Tattooed 'Joker' accused of pointing gun at traffic Trial...
TeddyP
May 26 2017

Home Depot Imposter Steals Air Conditioners

This week's perp derp struggled with an identity crisis while committing a chilling robbery. Let me explain... Bernardo Calana, 53, suited up in Home Depot armor—aka an orange apron—and...
CrimeHQ
May 20 2017

Honest Dope Dealer, Underwear Theft, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (05/13/17 - 05/20/17): Woman robbed local Braum’s with hammer, took dog along 26-Year-Old...
TeddyP
May 19 2017

Shoplifter Falls Short After Robbery

Having a good getaway plan is one of the cornerstones of any good heist. Sadly, this week’s perp derp stumbled at this task in a spectacular fail. According to NY Daily News, a woman...
CrimeHQ
May 13 2017

Axe Wielding Squatter, Hiding Climber, Potato Chip Cocaine, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (05/06/17 - 05/13/17): Climber caught hiding in a cave to avoid paying money to climb...
TeddyP
May 12 2017

Fraud Case Leaves Woman Smacking Her Own Head

Imagine you are at work, minding your own business, when all of a sudden a metal sprinkler head falls on your desk. What do you do? Most people would thank whatever god they believed in that it...
CrimeHQ
May 6 2017

Chicken Sex, Pepsi Toss, Easter Basket Joint, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (04/29/17 - 05/06/17): Oregon Man Jailed, Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Chicken Protesters...
TeddyP
May 5 2017

Flower Thief Steals from Cemetery

Criminals are considered bad people, but some go beyond that label and enter the realm of down-right sleazy losers.  According to NJ.com, a florist has been caught stealing flowers from...
TeddyP
April 28 2017

Bad Penmanship Almost Foils Robbery

This week's tale might be further evidence that penmanship is a dying art these days thanks to computers and smartphones. Let me explain: According to KRON, a man's sloppy handwriting...
CrimeHQ
April 22 2017

Police Chief Tickets Himself, Police Impersonator, 2 Crashes in 7 Mintues, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (04/15/17 - 04/22/17): Police chief issues himself a speeding ticket New...
TeddyP
April 21 2017

Home Invader Cooks Himself Chicken

Would you mind coming home to a fully cooked chicken dinner? Would you feel the same if the person who cooked it was a bugler who broke into your house? Enter this week's perp derp... According...
CrimeHQ
April 15 2017

Man Steals Sausage, Burgler Leaves Name Behind, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (04/08/17 - 04/15/17): Burglary suspect leaves behind bike, receipt with his name...
TeddyP
April 14 2017

Phone Thief Runs Directly Into Police

Instant karma and instant regret all in about 15 seconds—this was the fate of the perp derp in this installment of Just Plain Stupid.  According to UPI, a street thief in China...
TeddyP
April 8 2017

Polite Package Thief, Throwing Donuts, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (04/01/17 - 04/08/17): Man sues Dunkin' Donuts after asking for real butter, getting...
TeddyP
April 7 2017

Thieves Busted After Driving Stolen SUV to Courthouse

Criminals are often classified as not having good common sense. Well, it's clear that this week's perp derps have no common sense at all. According to KRQE,  the pair of car thieves...
TeddyP
April 1 2017

Santa Sells Coke, Fake Money, Witchcraft Charge, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (03/25/17 - 04/01/17): Teen turns in 'fake' money to police, arrested after...