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TeddyP
November 3 2017

Car Thief Leaves Behind His Wallet

A car thief left behind the one thing he should not have. According to KY3 News, a hospital worker walked out to the parking lot after a long day only to learn that her car was nowhere in sight....
CrimeHQ
October 28 2017

Scuba Mask Wearing Robber, Pot Delivered via Amazon, Maternity Ward Heroin, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (10/22/17 - 10/28/17): Nintendo 64 Left Behind after Tires Slashed, Cars Ransacked...
TeddyP
October 27 2017

Naked Burglar Eats Pineapples

When you think of home burglary, you might picture someone dressed in all black stealing your jewelry in the middle of the night. Well, forget that mental image for this one and be prepared for...
CrimeHQ
October 21 2017

Evil Clowns, Pants Full of Meat, Airlines Passenger Pees on Seatmate, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (10/15/17 - 10/21/17): Selfie Stick-Wielding Boy Beats Back “Evil Clown” Intoxicated...
AdamCWagner88
October 20 2017

Florida Man Googled “How to Rob a Bank” Before Robbing a Bank

These days, you can Google just about anything, but there are some things you probably shouldn’t. Like “How to rob a bank.” Especially if you’re actually going to rob a...
CrimeHQ
October 14 2017

Angry Man, Googling Bank Robbing, Hungry Thief, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (10/07/17 - 10/14/17): Man Told OIA Employee He Had To Get Bag Checked In “Before...
TeddyP
October 13 2017

Man Arrested for 28th DUI

Most of us strive to be the best at something while we are on this planet. Some want to be the best baseball player. Others might want to be the best at eating hot dogs. This week's perp derp...
CrimeHQ
October 7 2017

Pirate Arrested, Drunk Mayor, Teen Steals Cop Car, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (09/30/17 - 10/06/17): Knoxville Man Dressed As Pirate Arrested For Burglary Florida...
TeddyP
October 6 2017

Drug Dealer Mistakenly Texts Police

Raise your hand if you have ever messed up and sent a text message to the wrong person by mistake? If you could see me right now, you would notice I have both hands up—way up. However, this...
CrimeHQ
September 30 2017

Inmates Sneak Back In, Banana Rage, Halloween Display, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (09/25/17 - 09/30/17): Bungling Drug Dealer Used Fake Police Lights To Get To Court Cocoa...
TeddyP
September 29 2017

Man Breaks Into Home to Sleep

Sometimes perp derps are just so hot and tired from the blazing sun that they need to rest—even if that means breaking into someone else’s house to do it. According to the Palm...
CrimeHQ
September 23 2017

Bacon Leads to Arrest, Unlucky Robber, Dead Man Burglar, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (09/17/17 - 09/23/17): Snatched Bacon Leads To Waffle House Arrest Unlucky...
TeddyP
September 22 2017

Drunk Man Calls 911 for Lift Home

When you are way too drunk to drive home, who do you call? A friend? Uber? The Ghostbusters? This week's perp derp decided against all of those and instead dialed 911. Brilliant! According...
CrimeHQ
September 16 2017

Duct Taping Student, Lady Pulls Gun at Walmart, Panda-Costume Wearing Theft, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (09/09/17 - 09/16/17): Man Charged With Robbing Magazine Salesman At Gunpoint Police...
CrimeHQ
September 2 2017

School Bus Chase, Chihuahua Attack Dog, Pooping Man, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/26/17 - 09/02/17): Stolen School Bus Prompts Chase Through Two Counties ...
TeddyP
September 1 2017

Intoxicated Woman Steals Lure Straight from Fishing Line

Holy mackerel! A woman was arrested recently after she swam up to a fisherman, cursed him out, bit off the lure, and swam off with it in her mouth. No, I am not making this up. Yes, this actually...
CrimeHQ
August 26 2017

Nutella Alert, Cocaine Snorting Mom, Doctor’s Orders and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/20/17 - 08/26/17): Nutella Alert After Gang Makes Off With 20 Tonnes Of Chocolate...
TeddyP
August 25 2017

Drunk Man Hits 17 Cars, Gets Arrested

A man from Florida has been booked on drunk driving charges after he hit 17 cars in an attempt to park his car at in an apartment complex. Yup, 17 cars! According to CBS, at about four in the...
CrimeHQ
August 19 2017

Clean Crook, Mistress Revenge, Bear Joy Ride, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/13/17 - 08/19/17): Costumed Characters Charged With Shopflifting At Walmart Man...
TeddyP
August 18 2017

Boat’s Distress Call Leads to Huge Marijuana Bust

Here is another story where a couple of lame-brain crooks did something just plain stupid. This time, we take to the seven seas to follow a couple of marijuana smugglers who ran into some mechanical...
CrimeHQ
August 12 2017

Crayon Coke, Baby Formula Thief, Toilet Flush Jail, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/06/17 - 08/12/17): Man Doesn't Flush The Toilet, Ends Up Behind Bars Man...
TeddyP
August 11 2017

Man Straps Huge Stolen Street Lamp to Car

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But sometimes a picture is worth a thousand laughs too. This week's perp derp provided the latter for us. According to BBC, a man in England...
CrimeHQ
August 5 2017

Peanut Butter Prison Break, Cough Syrup Theft, Topless Road Rage, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/29/17 - 08/05/17): Mom brings child along during armed robbery Thief...
TeddyP
August 4 2017

Naked Bank Robber Runs Down Street Throwing Money

It is not every day you see a naked man running down the street. Not to mention a naked man running down the street tossing cash like a madman.  According to The Sun Sentinel, a 25-year-old...
CrimeHQ
July 29 2017

Golden Underwear, Grand Theft Auto Cop, Selfie Thief, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/22/17 - 07/29/17): Women caught with 4kg gold in their underwear Teens...
TeddyP
July 28 2017

Sick Man Brings Trash Bag Full of Weed to ER

Here is a short tale about one of the many things one should not bring to a hospital when feeling under the weather. According to The Denver Post, police from Colorado confiscated a whole trash...
CrimeHQ
July 22 2017

Ramming McDonald’s, Demanding Drugs, Wire Chewer, and More!

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/15/17 - 07/22/17): Woman arrested after allegedly deliberately ramming sign at...
TeddyP
July 21 2017

Woman Gets DWI After Attempting to Bail Out Friend

You know that old saying, “Friends don't let friends drive drunk”? It seems someone forgot to mention that to a bunch of Louisiana residents. According to the NY Post, police...
CrimeHQ
July 15 2017

Arresting Proposal, Frozen Wife, Meth Buttocks, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/09/17 - 07/15/17): Oklahoma man proposes to girlfriend while under arrest Man...
TeddyP
July 14 2017

Suspect Claims Van Full of Marijuana Was for Personal Use

This week's perp derp must have channeled the spirit of Cheech & Chong when he claimed that a truck loaded with marijuana was all for personal use. According to The Metro, Shane Prosser...