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CrimeHQ
May 27 2017

Joker Points Gun, Amish Horse Droppings, Lizard in Bra, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (05/20/17 - 05/27/17): Tattooed 'Joker' accused of pointing gun at traffic Trial...
TeddyP
May 26 2017

Home Depot Imposter Steals Air Conditioners

This week's perp derp struggled with an identity crisis while committing a chilling robbery. Let me explain... Bernardo Calana, 53, suited up in Home Depot armor—aka an orange apron—and...
CrimeHQ
May 20 2017

Honest Dope Dealer, Underwear Theft, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (05/13/17 - 05/20/17): Woman robbed local Braum’s with hammer, took dog along 26-Year-Old...
TeddyP
May 19 2017

Shoplifter Falls Short After Robbery

Having a good getaway plan is one of the cornerstones of any good heist. Sadly, this week’s perp derp stumbled at this task in a spectacular fail. According to NY Daily News, a woman...
CrimeHQ
May 13 2017

Axe Wielding Squatter, Hiding Climber, Potato Chip Cocaine, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (05/06/17 - 05/13/17): Climber caught hiding in a cave to avoid paying money to climb...
TeddyP
May 12 2017

Fraud Case Leaves Woman Smacking Her Own Head

Imagine you are at work, minding your own business, when all of a sudden a metal sprinkler head falls on your desk. What do you do? Most people would thank whatever god they believed in that it...
CrimeHQ
May 6 2017

Chicken Sex, Pepsi Toss, Easter Basket Joint, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (04/29/17 - 05/06/17): Oregon Man Jailed, Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Chicken Protesters...
TeddyP
May 5 2017

Flower Thief Steals from Cemetery

Criminals are considered bad people, but some go beyond that label and enter the realm of down-right sleazy losers.  According to NJ.com, a florist has been caught stealing flowers from...
TeddyP
April 28 2017

Bad Penmanship Almost Foils Robbery

This week's tale might be further evidence that penmanship is a dying art these days thanks to computers and smartphones. Let me explain: According to KRON, a man's sloppy handwriting...
CrimeHQ
April 22 2017

Police Chief Tickets Himself, Police Impersonator, 2 Crashes in 7 Mintues, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (04/15/17 - 04/22/17): Police chief issues himself a speeding ticket New...
TeddyP
April 21 2017

Home Invader Cooks Himself Chicken

Would you mind coming home to a fully cooked chicken dinner? Would you feel the same if the person who cooked it was a bugler who broke into your house? Enter this week's perp derp... According...
CrimeHQ
April 15 2017

Man Steals Sausage, Burgler Leaves Name Behind, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (04/08/17 - 04/15/17): Burglary suspect leaves behind bike, receipt with his name...
TeddyP
April 14 2017

Phone Thief Runs Directly Into Police

Instant karma and instant regret all in about 15 seconds—this was the fate of the perp derp in this installment of Just Plain Stupid.  According to UPI, a street thief in China...
TeddyP
April 8 2017

Polite Package Thief, Throwing Donuts, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (04/01/17 - 04/08/17): Man sues Dunkin' Donuts after asking for real butter, getting...
TeddyP
April 7 2017

Thieves Busted After Driving Stolen SUV to Courthouse

Criminals are often classified as not having good common sense. Well, it's clear that this week's perp derps have no common sense at all. According to KRQE,  the pair of car thieves...
TeddyP
April 1 2017

Santa Sells Coke, Fake Money, Witchcraft Charge, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (03/25/17 - 04/01/17): Teen turns in 'fake' money to police, arrested after...
TeddyP
March 31 2017

Man Faces Charges After Eating Pancakes

Pancakes. I eat them at least once a week. I love them. It turns out this week's perp derp shares my love for the breakfast cake that is shaped like a pan, and he does not care where he consumes...
TeddyP
March 18 2017

Pokemon Go Trial, Cop Robbing Drivers, Fake Murder, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (03/11/17 - 03/18/17): Woman arrested in alleged theft of groceries blames ‘defective’...
TeddyP
March 17 2017

Tight Pants Leads to Major Coke Bust

This week's Perp Derp enjoys wearing tight pants when he travels. I tend to sway more towards comfort, but I'm not trying to smuggle 10 pounds of coke either. According to CBS,...
TeddyP
March 11 2017

Road Rage, Stealing Cheese, Stolen Police Car, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (03/04/17 - 03/11/17): Road rage victim says attack motivated by his support of President...
TeddyP
March 10 2017

Fugitive Caught Because He Was a Litterbug

Sometimes a man is just destined to be in jail. Let me introduce you to one of those men: meet Travis Pratt from Virginia. Already in police custody, he allegedly broke out of jail, stole someone's...
TeddyP
March 4 2017

Shirt Full of Bacon, Underwear Thief, Rectum Smuggler, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (02/25/17 - 03/04/17): Police seek suspect with shirt full of bacon Man arrested...
TeddyP
March 3 2017

Man Snapchats the Fire He Started

A man in Florida was recently arrested in connection with a fire that torched a country clubhouse. But this wouldn't be Perp Derp if that was whole story—the arsonist used the social...
TeddyP
February 25 2017

Fake Robbery, Crack Cookies, Head-Butting, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (02/18/17 - 02/25/17): Man makes up robbery to get out of work Woman with...
TeddyP
February 24 2017

Prostitute Behind Bars After Offering Sex for Tacos

I felt like keeping the taco truck rolling with yet another taco-related tale for you this week. According to the folks over at KJRH 2, a prostitute—Buffy Suzanne Bryan, 47—was...
TeddyP
February 18 2017

Sex in Courthouse, Mailing Meth, Accidental Murder Text, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (02/11/17 - 02/18/17): Woman accused of performing sex act in Duval Courthouse arrested Man's...
TeddyP
February 17 2017

Boyfriend Shot Over Taco

Never mess with a woman’s taco... According to ABC7, one couple’s outing to their favorite taco truck got saucy when an altercation broken out over the coldness of a taco that was...
TeddyP
February 11 2017

Man Poses as FBI, Spitting in Cops’ Food, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (02/04/17 - 02/11/17): Inmates escape, grab some stuff, sneak back into prison —...
TeddyP
February 10 2017

Burglar Gets Jammed in Chimney

Christmas might be over, but that is not stopping a burglar from using a chimney to enter homes. The only difference: Santa wasn't trying to rob you. He is also much better at chimney diving. According...
TeddyP
February 4 2017

Woman Tries to Eat Date’s Heart, Impersonating a Deputy, Cocaine in Nose of Jet, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (01/28/17 - 02/04/17): Woman stabs date, tries to eat his heart in quest to be serial...