Criminals often leave a trail of breadcrumbs that lead to their eventual arrest, but it’s not every day those breadcrumbs include a pair of unpaid bar tabs, an ID, a purse, and wrecked car. One woman in Saskatoon is in police custody after having … quite the night. According to… Read more
Hey, the devil needs his lettuce too… Two men were arrested in Indiana recently when it was discovered they were concealing 260 pounds of marijuana in a legitimate shipment of lettuce. According to UPI, authorities searched the truck during a routine commercial-vehicle inspection and noticed some of the lettuce looked… Read more
Police in Cornelius, Oregon, arrrrgh on the lookout for a landlubber who got away with a decent booty after breaking into a pub in Washington County wearing a pirate mask complete with a fake eye patch, a parrot, and a beard. According to The Oregonian, the scallywag broke into the… Read more
Planet Fitness claims to be a “Judgement Free Zone,” but as a man in Massachusetts learned, judgment-free doesn’t mean you won’t be arrested for getting naked and doing yoga. According to USA Today, Eric M. Stagno, 34, was charged with indecent exposure, lewdness and disorderly conduct after the police were called when… Read more
Ahhh, that beautiful moment when life imitates art. A man in Memphis, Tennessee, recently attempted the ol’ Two-Timer Date trope popular in sitcoms and romantic comedies. According to nbcmiami.com, while on a date with one woman, Kelton Griffin stole her car to drive to another date with another woman. After stopping… Read more
“Another day another bender. No retreat no surrender.” Apparently, a man in Florida took this common drinking cheers too literally. According to local10.com, after being pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving, Daryl Royal Riedel, 48, got out of the car, opened a beer, raised it in the air, and chugged… Read more
Uh oh, urine trouble! According to nwfdailynews.com, a 30-year-old man in Fort Walton Beach, Florida, was arrested yesterday after a police officer witnessed him stumbling out of a residence and watering the neighbor’s car. A blatant case of ICUP, the officer confronted the man and told him to cover himself and… Read more
O Austin Michael Jackson, 31, he who “may be Jesus,” the Confused Christ, the Almighty Arsonist, Creator of Combustion, the Flaming First Begotten, the Father of Fire, Blessed Burning Bread of Life. They say fire brings new life, but one Indiana homeowner wasn’t about to fall prey to the actions… Read more
In the most realistic and bizarre case of “See ya later, alligator,” two people entered a Wawa convenience store in Lakewood Ranch, Florida, and departed sans alligator. Maybe the alligator was hungry. Maybe it asked for a ride. Or maybe the perp derps were just trying to return it to… Read more
Another day, another doo doo. According to NBC10, a road rage incident got out of hand when one of the men arguing defecated in the road. Henry George Weaver—a retired farmer from New Tripoli, PA—turned Route 309 into the Hershey Highway (you try using that reference two weeks in a… Read more
