A car thief left behind the one thing he should not have. According to KY3 News, a hospital worker walked out to the parking lot after a long day only to learn that her car was nowhere in sight. She called the police, and they started searching for the missing car. A little bit later,…
When you think of home burglary, you might picture someone dressed in all black stealing your jewelry in the middle of the night. Well, forget that mental image for this one and be prepared for some weirdness. According to WATE, a Florida woman came home to find a naked woman eating her precious canned pineapple.…
Most of us strive to be the best at something while we are on this planet. Some want to be the best baseball player. Others might want to be the best at eating hot dogs. This week's perp derp is the best at being arrested for drunk driving. According to The New York Post, a…
Raise your hand if you have ever messed up and sent a text message to the wrong person by mistake? If you could see me right now, you would notice I have both hands up—way up. However, this week's perp derp has me beat. According to the crew at WLOX, a drug dealer mistakenly texted…
Sometimes perp derps are just so hot and tired from the blazing sun that they need to rest—even if that means breaking into someone else’s house to do it. According to the Palm Beach Post, a sleepy man was placed under arrest after he confessed to breaking into a resort home in Key Largo, Florida,…
When you are way too drunk to drive home, who do you call? A friend? Uber? The Ghostbusters? This week's perp derp decided against all of those and instead dialed 911. Brilliant! According to WFMZ News, a New Jersey man allegedly called 911 to get a ride to his apartment in Mansfield Township. Police published…
If you think you have had some bad nights of drinking too much, sit back, because this story will make you feel a bit better about yourself. It did for me. According to the folks at The Telegraph, a man went on a drinking spree over the weekend and reached the point where he needed…
Holy mackerel! A woman was arrested recently after she swam up to a fisherman, cursed him out, bit off the lure, and swam off with it in her mouth. No, I am not making this up. Yes, this actually happened. According to The New York Post, Alexandria Turner, 22, was placed under arrest on suspicion…
A man from Florida has been booked on drunk driving charges after he hit 17 cars in an attempt to park his car at in an apartment complex. Yup, 17 cars! According to CBS, at about four in the morning, troopers responded to a spree of reports about a drunk driver that had hit several…
Here is another story where a couple of lame-brain crooks did something just plain stupid. This time, we take to the seven seas to follow a couple of marijuana smugglers who ran into some mechanical problems with their boat. According to a report by CNN, the U.S. Coast Guard announced that they arrested two people…
