Man Breaks Into Home to Sleep

Sometimes perp derps are just so hot and tired from the blazing sun that they need to rest—even if that means breaking into someone else’s house to do it.

According to the Palm Beach Post, a sleepy man was placed under arrest after he confessed to breaking into a resort home in Key Largo, Florida, to take a nap in the comfort of the air-conditioned oasis it offered.

The police were called after the resort’s security guard reported a suspicious man riding around on a bicycle within the gated community. The man was again spotted a little bit later but refused to stop when the guard asked him to. Instead, the man dropped his bike, jumped into the ocean, and swam away into the sunset.

A short while later, one of the police officers spotted the man near where he had originally jumped into the water. When the officer yelled out to the man, he swam away—again! This guy was slippery!

Shortly after his second swim, a state wildlife officer found the man standing in the roadway, and he was taken into custody without any more fuss. The man was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and resisting arrest.


  1. Diana


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