Intoxicated Woman Steals Lure Straight from Fishing Line

Holy mackerel! A woman was arrested recently after she swam up to a fisherman, cursed him out, bit off the lure, and swam off with it in her mouth. No, I am not making this up. Yes, this actually happened.

According to The New York Post, Alexandria Turner, 22, was placed under arrest on suspicion of intoxication, resisting arrest, and impersonating a fish (not a real charge—threw that one in for the halibut). According to the police report, Turner also “caused a scene” at the pier where it happened and was not very cooperative.

Turner clammed up when asked what the sole purpose of the outburst was. No one else in her grouper seems to know why she did it, either. Why do you think she did it? Let me know in the comments!

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