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Burglar Butt-Dials 911 During Heist

By Teddy P

April 17, 2014

A couple of clumsy burglars were arrested after one of them accidentally dialed 911 and didn’t realize it. Maplewood, Minnesota Police Chief Paul Schnell says the 911 dispatcher received a dead call and then another call that stayed active. The on-duty dispatcher overheard a conversation about where police were located. “If it goes off, they…

PETA Aims to Turn Jeffrey Dahmer’s Home into a Restaurant

By Teddy P

April 10, 2014

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) wants to turn Jeffrey Dahmer's Ohio home into a vegan restaurant called “Eat for Life – Home Cooking.” Why would they want to do that? Because PETA says eating animals is no different than cannibalism. “Like Dahmer’s human victims, cows, pigs, and chickens are made of…

Burglar’s Flirting Leads to Own Arrest

By Teddy P

April 3, 2014

One highly flirtatious burglar landed himself in the slammer after the police used a pretty girl to entice him into a date. Keveen Quintanilla was arrested last week after police said he robbed a San Mateo restaurant. Here's what happened: Early that day, Quintanilla approached Ashleigh Cullen, the bartender, and asked her out on a…

College Students Busted Over Dog Doing Keg Stand

By Teddy P

March 26, 2014

Two men have been arrested after a photo from a College at Brockport off-campus party went viral. The picture in question showed a dog doing a keg stand, being held by an unidentified male with a SUNY Brockport sweatshirt on. It was shared on Twitter with the caption “Keg stands n Bits!” The black Labrador…

Woman Torches Car Over a McFlurry

By Teddy P

March 20, 2014

The lack of a delicous ice cream treat made a Florida woman really hot-headed. According to the witnesses at the scene, the woman set a man's car on fire in the parking lot of a Jacksonville McDonald's after he refused to buy her a refreshing McFlurry. A witness who spoke to Action News Jax shared:…

Cracked-Out Cat Terrorizes Family

By Teddy P

March 11, 2014

An extremely distressed cat is behind bars after it attacked a baby and held his family hostage in a bedroom, forcing them to call 911 for help. According to reports from Oregon, the merciless feline named Lux “went over the edge” Sunday evening after it was punished for scratching a 7-month-old baby. When the upset…

“Catch Me if You Can” Posts Dumb Social Media Criminal

By Teddy P

February 26, 2014

“Catch me if you can” was the message left, along with a video posted to Facebook, by an insanely crazy motorcycle rider through heavy traffic at 100 mph. Alberto Rodriquez exuded extreme confidence in his ability to openly defy the police and get away with it. Unfortunately for Mr. Rodriquez, the police happened onto the…

Snow Pushes Man Over the Edge

By Teddy P

February 13, 2014

A lot of us have been dealing with way too much snow lately. Many are dealing with it right now. But one particular individual has just about enough of the white nuisance. Pittsburgh's CBS KDKA TV reports that Richard Eckert was placed under arrested for putting a gun to a snow plow driver's head. Local…

Ultimate Atomic Wedgie Death

Death by Atomic Wedgie

By Teddy P

February 5, 2014

Yeeeouch! Every child’s worst nightmare has happened: someone was killed by an atomic wedgie. “I'd never seen this before, but when we first looked at our victim, the waistband of his underwear was around his neck,” says Oklahoma’s Pottawatomie County Sheriff Mike Booth. The victim, Denver Lee St. Clair, was already deceased when police discovered…

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