LOOKING FOR YOUR MAIL, PAUL? BECAUSE I’M LOOKING FOR MY MONEY. YOU’VE GOT THREE DAYS. AFTER THAT YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PICK UP YOUR TEETH WITH BROKEN FINGERS. THREE DAYS. DON’T DOUBT ME. The chilling reality of puppy extortion via Animals Talking in All Caps.
It seems we aren’t the only ones suffering during this split season hiatus of The Closer. The gang over at Sesame Street put together this lovely spoof, where bright pink Brenda Leigh puppet teaches everyone to close cases—suit cases, glass cases, pencil cases—because it’s important to take care of your things. I wonder if…
As we roll toward the end of Undead April here at Crime HQ, we want to remind you that although zombies undeniably exist, not every monster out there is real. Courtesy of our friends over at Blastr, here are Sixteen Big Monster Finds that Turned Out to be Big Monster Fakes. Some you may recognize,…
This tea cozy is the work of Radical Crosstitch (Proper Tea is Theft!) and most righteously, there’s a guide posted there, too. (Steal This Pattern!) With this cozy, the tea will be at the perfect temperature for your Old Ones. The Terrorist tea cozy is part of a set, because unless you have the teapot…
You know zombies really do come in all forms. We have books, movies, tv shows, and even music. Yes music. Now one of my personal favorites is a little diddy called “Move Your Dead Bones” which features what I figure is a Ricky Martin impersonator singing for a movie’s soundtrack. The movie, Beyond Re-Animator, is…
Give CrimeHQ’s Undead Quiz on Facebook a few minutes and a few honest answers, and you’ll be able to identify the specific brand of darkness lurking within you! But will you be brave enough to admit it to anyone else? Check out all of our Undead April content, including thoughtful commentary and simply WANT-inducing sweepstakes! …
How much can handwriting matter when schools debate whether to even teach it? And given how rarely most of us put actual pen to paper these days, it seems on its way to becoming a lost art. Let’s hope not, because unlike face or voice, the hand doesn’t lie. One handwritten warning flag that’s easily…
It’s a tough question, but one all of us should be prepared to answer, and seeing how it is Undead April here at CrimeHQ, there is no time like the present. There are several tools available—ranging from Internet quizzes to survival guides—that can help you assess your zombie knowledge and preparedness level. The important…
The word “bomb” sounds violent, dangerous, and scary. When combined with “yarn,” however, it’s still illegal, but much prettier. At right, the latest act of artistic terrorism, the yarnbombing of Berkeley’s North Branch Library. This was timed for their grand reopening and, unfortunately, the library wasnt pleased with the idea and removed the installation before…
If you’re worried about the end of the world like half of America seems to be, fear not! For the price of a paltry few million dollars, you too can own an end of the world luxury condo. No, we’re not joking. Larry Hall, a developer in Kansas, has decided he might as well build…
