Seeking a Luxury Condo for the End of the World?: Kansas Developer Selling Doomsday Condos

Mushroom Cloud
Screw you guys. I’m going…to my doomsday luxury condo?
If you’re worried about the end of the world like half of America seems to be, fear not! For the price of a paltry few million dollars, you too can own an end of the world luxury condo. No, we’re not joking.

Larry Hall, a developer in Kansas, has decided he might as well build a Cold-War-esque silo underneath the vast expanses of the state’s flat land, which brings to mind “if you build it they will come…” And, apparently, they have. Four buyers have already signed on for the Hall’s doomsday-rigged condos.

Yes, prospective owners will have to pay $2 million a floor, or $1 million per half a floor, but you get a lot out of it, outside of the guarantee that while everyone else being eaten by zombies, you are safely ensconced underground. The shelter will include an indoor farm, which will supply the compound with vegetables and fish, a library, movie theater, and a medical center and school, in case of emergencies, which let’s face it, it will be.

And in case you’re worried about security, the upper level is “for elaborate security.” Come on, we all know that’s code for keeping away zombies.

Hat tip: The Daily Mail

(Bonus points if you see the image of Bozo the Clown in the mushroom cloud above. We wish we could stop seeing it.)

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