Bladder Blotter: Florida Man Arrested for Urinating on Car, Running Away from Police

Uh oh, urine trouble!

According to, a 30-year-old man in Fort Walton Beach, Florida, was arrested yesterday after a police officer witnessed him stumbling out of a residence and watering the neighbor’s car. A blatant case of ICUP, the officer confronted the man and told him to cover himself and sit on the ground. However, when the officer went to speak to the owner of the residence, his #1 suspect stood up and ran away. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

The officer was able to chase down and tackle the street sprayer, who was charged with indecent exposure, breaching the peace, and resisting arrest.

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