Your Name, Sir, Is Criminal!

In the “you just can’t make this up” category, Fox News reports that a man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, yes, let me type that again, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, was arrested on drug charges. Is this a surprise? I mean, you have to look askance when someone legally changes his first name to Beezow Doo-Doo and his last to Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. You can visit Mr. Zopittybop-bop-bop on Facebook.