Where’s the Beef?

T-Bones
Bone-in steaks are harder to hide.
Continuing our chronicling of bizarre thefts in Florida (we don’t mean to limit it, but the best stories seem to come from there, like the guy who stole a Justin Bieber standee), today we have the story of a—ahem—gentleman caught with four steaks and two candles down his pants.

Hoping to get lucky? It sure looks that way.  Perhaps at the next stop he would have stuffed a bouquet down there. Store employees retrieved the items, but we certainly hope they don’t plan to sell them.

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