So, ok, you’ve stocked up on Zombie Ammo and you’ve trained with the Zombies Run! app so you can keep moving, collecting goodies, and avoid zombies whenever possible. But sometimes, running isn’t enough, and occasionally you run out of ammo. So what then?
Close combat requires blades, and close combat with brain-eating zombies requires Zombie Tools! Crafted in Montana, these are carbon steel, heat-treated and tempered, with cool splatter patterns. Big blades, small blades, all of them very sharp and perfect for killing the walking (or shambling) dead (or undead).
As the Zombie Tools site says: “When the gates of Hell are opened, and all manner of decomposing demons are loosed upon the Earth, it’s time to fight fire with fire.” After all that fire, you’ll probably be thirsty, and it turns out these also make excellent can openers.