When Zombies Attack: Zombie Tools Blades

Zombie Tools blade
I’m gonna kill me some zombies.
So, ok, you’ve stocked up on Zombie Ammo and you’ve trained with the Zombies Run! app so you can keep moving, collecting goodies, and avoid zombies whenever possible.  But sometimes, running isn’t enough, and occasionally you run out of ammo. So what then?

Close combat requires blades, and close combat with brain-eating zombies requires Zombie Tools! Crafted in Montana, these are carbon steel, heat-treated and tempered, with cool splatter patterns. Big blades, small blades, all of them very sharp and perfect for killing the walking (or shambling) dead (or undead).

As the Zombie Tools site says: “When the gates of Hell are opened, and all manner of decomposing demons are loosed upon the Earth, it’s time to fight fire with fire.” After all that fire, you’ll probably be thirsty, and it turns out these also make excellent can openers.

Zombie Tools Blades at work, or after work


  1. Arkturas

    If only they werent so damn expensive….

  2. Laura K. Curtis

    I know. I can’t afford to survive a zombie attack, it’s just that simple.

  3. Clare 2e

    I think you have to take the long (sword) view- what’s your per zombie cost If it stays sharp through hundreds of spinal cords?

  4. Laura K. Curtis

    I think the thing to do is to take up residence near the Zombie Tools store. That way, once the zombies attack, you can just run inside and offer to help fend them off if they will give you a blade.

  5. Deborah Lacy

    Ah, but Laura, if I were a zonbie that is the first place I would take over. You might rush in to find a bunch of armed zombies.
    The only tool that works against zombies is a land mine…

  6. Brandy Moore

    @Deborah Lacy
    But Zombie don’t think, they just do. The first place a zombie would go is the Sawgrass mall on Black Friday, that’s the most human populated place (AKA a buffet)

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