WANTED: Oompa Loompa

Don't know about you, but I don't trust them...What don’t you expect from the New Year? Probably many things, but I bet that “Getting Mugged by Oompa Loompas” is somewhere on that list. Yet as a man in England found out, you should always expect the Spanish Inquisition Oompa Loompas!

A 28-year-old man from Norfolk, England, was recently assaulted by two orange-skinned Oompa Loompas. How do you know they were Oompa Loompas and not just little people who had too much carotene you ask? Why because they were in costume of course. That’s right. Two individuals took the time to paint their faces, put on green wigs, and also dressed up in “hooped tops.” To be fair though, the Oompa Loompas did have two accomplices, a man and a woman. No word yet as to whether the man was wearing a purple felt coat.

Hat Tip: Huffington Post

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