Well, it’s not as if you couldn’t guess, given that the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas is “Home of the Double Bypass Burger.”
Yes, last week, a fellow eating the Triple Bypass Burger, a six-thousand-calorie extravaganza, suffered an apparent heart attack. The question is, if the gentleman were to die, would it be murder or suicide?
I know that bartenders are supposed to cut you off before you drink yourself to death from alcohol poisoning but fry cooks aren’t obligated to do weigh-ins or measure body fat ratios before serving up their weapons of “mass destruction”, so I guess they would be off the hook!