American Horror Story Home for the Holidays?

Perhaps you want a nice, big house this year. One where everyone in your family can sleep in their own separate spaces and ignore one another. Like a nice, six-bedroom, five-bath job with a genuine ballroom and a chapel converted into a recording studio. And if you have $4.5 million, you can have one.

Of course, you’re stuck with ghosts, weird neighbors and a creepy living catsuit.

That’s right, according to People Magazine, the American Horror Story house is for sale. The listing discusses rich wood paneling, wood floors, 6 original tile fireplaces, and an antique gold and silver leaf hand-painted ceiling in the formal dining room.  It does not, however, mention the wall murals.