- interfere with any plant or fungus;
- go on any flower bed or shrubbery, or on any area of a Park access to which is prohibited by a notice exhibited by order of the Secretary of State;
- use or operate a metal or mineral detector or any device for locating objects below ground level;
- attach any article to, climb or interfere with any tree, railing, fence, statue, seat, building or structure;
- play or cause to be played a musical instrument
Now, the full list of some thirty prohibitions is available for your perusal, but the ones we find most intriguing are “interfering with a fungus” or “causing a musical instrument to be played.” Just makes us want to climb a statue, eat a mushroom, and force someone to play a flute while using a metal detector in the shrubbery.