What’s Your Favorite Holiday Murder Weapon?

With the holidays fast approaching, self-respecting serial killers around the world are hard at work, looking for new and inventive ways to keep their instruments of death seasonal and fresh. (Let's be honest—knives, guns, candlesticks, and piano wire are so blasé.)

But what to choose? There are many ways to keep a murder repertoire topical and creative. Perhaps you'd encase your victim inside of a snowman, in a nod to Edgar Allan Poe. Or maybe you prefer a simple, direct ice pick through the eye. Options abound. We want to hear them.

Vote below:

Don't see your favorite choice? Write it in below in the comments! We'd love to hear it.

Comments

  1. Adam Wagner

    “I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.” –Happy Gilmore

  2. Alan Williams

    I’d be going for the frozen turkey skull cracker or a sharpened Christmas tree spear (with the fairy still on top)

  3. Karen Moorhead

    Throwing stars disguised as holly.

  4. Ron Quick

    Puck in the face.

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