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Mar 5 2013 9:30am

Fresh Meat: The Good Cop by Brad Parks

The Good Cop by Brad Parks is the fourth mystery featuring investigative reporter Carter Ross (available March 5, 2013).

Among the many reasons I enjoy being a newspaper reporter—not the least of which are the freedom, the fun, and the constitutionally protected right to announce when people are acting like idiots—one of the small-but-important pleasures is what I’m doing each morning at eight thirty-eight.

At 8:38 a.m., I imagine most gainfully employed, industrious members of our society are already enjoined in the struggle that is their daily grind. They have attended to their grooming needs, squeezed themselves into their workaday uniforms, rushed through a meal that puts the “fast” in “breakfast,” and made the necessary concessions to their caffeine addictions.

At 8:38 a.m., they are inhaling the carbon-tinged exhaust fumes from the car in front of them on the Garden State Parkway; or they are recovering from the latest skirmish in the ongoing Battle of No, You Cannot Wear That to School; or they are checking their emails, looking at their schedules, and generally girding themselves for all that is to come.

Me?

At 8:38 a.m., I do solemnly swear that I, Carter Ross, am asleep.

Meet Carter Ross: investigative reporter for the Newark Eagle-Examiner.  Now, for a large segment of the population, the words “investigative reporter” conjure images of a very specific kind of journalist. Tenacious. Smart. A maverick—the very epitome of Stoic Badassery, dedicated to Exposing Truths, Righting Wrongs, and Looking Awesome in a Cargo Vest.

And I’ll grant you, Carter Ross bears little resemblance to a Stoic Badass. He drives a Chevy Malibu. He wears pleated slacks. He drinks Coke Zero. Truth be told, he’s really more Frank Fontana than Bob Woodward (or even Anderson Cooper, for that matter):

My instant read was that he fancied himself a tough guy and he would only respect other tough guys. This was a bit of a problem for me seeing as, under most circumstances, I’m about as tough as sun-warmed gummy bears.

But I could pretend otherwise. So, without saying a word—because tough guys are taciturn—I pulled out a plastic folding chair and sat across from him. I narrowed my eyes and reclined slightly because tough guys squint a lot and don’t care about impressing anyone with good posture. And then I sat there. Just sat there. Because I was tough. Very tough.

It took all my energy to do this, of course. My natural tendency toward glibness made me want to fill long silences like this one. But I focused and kept my lips pressed together.

Finally, after an eternity of pretending to be tough—and I’m talking a good forty-five seconds here—he said, “You want some coffee?”

I didn’t. Not even a little. I hate coffee. I don’t like the flavor of it when it hits my tongue, and then—as if to reassure me of my first impression—it floods my mouth with this bitter, acidic aftertaste. I’d rather drink a stranger’s toothpaste scum. So I said, “Coffee. Sure.”

Because I’m that tough.

“How you want it?”

“Black,” I said, because I knew that’s how tough guys were supposed to take their coffee.

Mike got up from his seat and poured from a clear pot of dark brown liquid into a Halloween mug, complete with black cats and witches. It was not exactly a tough guy mug. But I accepted it and tried not to wince as I took a tough guy-sized swallow. Then I set the mug down and continued our modified staring contest, which seemed to involve not actually looking at each other.

“Mike Fusco,” he said eventually.

Feeling like I won some important victory, I replied, “Carter Ross.”

But for my money, that doesn’t make him any less impressive an investigative reporter. He’s still a bit of a maverick (particularly when it comes to squaring off with his editor):

I couldn’t help myself. I made a display of walking around her, bending down and pointed toward her behind.

“Oh, hey, look at that!” I exclaimed.

“What?” she said, trying to look back at what I was doing.

“I think there are some monkeys flying out of your ass.”

She stuck her hands on her hips and looked in another direction.

“I just don’t know if I want to waste my time on a nonstory like this,” I said.

As she sighed, I continued: “I have copy due on something else by the end of the week, and the editor, let me tell you, she won’t accept any excuses for it not being done because she’s never wrong.”

I stopped for a moment just to make sure, you know, we were still having fun with this. And I think we were.

Or maybe it was just that I was having enough fun for two because she finally said, “Are you finished?”

“Let me think about it,” I said, paused for five seconds, then added, “Yes, I think I am.”

And while we’ve already established the unlikelihood of him ever donning a cargo anything, that doesn’t make him any less smart, less tenacious, or less dedicated to Exposing Truths and Righting Wrongs:

On the one hand, there was what Pritch told me about Internal Affairs. Was Darius Kipps dirty? He had been talking about buying a new house, taking his kids to Disney. A guy making ninety grand a year might be able to swing those kinds of outlays on his own, depending on his other expenses. Or it might have been a sign he was supplementing his income in some less-than-legitimate fashion. And once he got caught, the decorated cop—who was the son of a decorated cop—couldn’t handle the shame. So he arranged himself a hasty exit.

On the other hand, I had my gut—and Mimi Kipps’s loud, insistent voice—saying that suicide didn’t fit. You didn’t spend hours at the hospital telling your infant son how he was going to root for the Eagles someday if you didn’t plan to stick around and do it with him, right? And there was also what I had learned about Kipps being an all-about-the-law police officer. Cops like that didn’t go bad, did they?

The bottom line was . . . well, there was no bottom line. I had no real idea what happened. And perhaps I should have let it drop—I had a big story about a public housing project to hand to Tina by the end of the week, after all—but part of being a reporter means never turning off your natural curiosity.

Most importantly, though, when the events of The Good Cop conspire to land him in the middle of his biggest and most dangerous investigation to date—one involving murder, corruption, and gunrunning, and that finds him with a price on his head, he does the whole Stoic Badass thing one better and handles the situation like an Actual Human Being:

The first thing I forced myself to do was crawl toward the curb and the parked cars. I wanted metal at my back and something to dive under should the need arise. I probably looked ridiculous, going on all fours across the sidewalk, but it would be a little while before I felt like having the precious contents of my skull more than about two feet off the ground.

Eventually, I reached a rusting Toyota Celica, against which I stayed huddled for a minute or so, trying to resist the involuntary shaking that was overtaking my body. Still dazed, I looked back at Mimi’s house, which was pockmarked with bullet holes like a modern-day Alamo. Several of the windows had been shot out. The siding was going to need a serious patch job.

Finally, I stood up on gone-wobbly legs. The Mercedes had disappeared. For now. Was it coming back? I didn’t have much experience with drive-by shootings—watching Boyz in the Hood twenty years ago just doesn’t count—but I sure as hell wasn’t going to stick around to find out.

I ran, or maybe just stumbled, to my car, fumbling nervously with my keys until I got the door open. I dove in, turned the engine over, and started driving. For the next few blocks, I have to admit I was rather generous with the accelerator, rather stingy with the brakes.

My first thought, once my heart rate returned to something like normal and my breathing was back under my own control, was that I ought to call the police. Shooting at someone, that’s illegal, isn’t it? I didn’t have a book called Being Target Practice for Dummies handy, but I was reasonably certain the law frowned on citizens discharging firearms in the direction of other citizens.

Right. Definitely. Once I put sufficient distance between myself and all those spent shell casings on Rutledge Avenue, I dialed the number for the East Orange Police Department.

For me, that’s ultimately what makes The Good Cop—and all of author Brad Parks’s Carter Ross Mysteries—worth reading. Personally, I have zero interest in reading three hundred plus pages of Ultra Serious Story told by Ultra Serious Narrator; that’s what nonfiction is for. I appreciate me a sense of humor in my investigative journalists. After all, a spoonful of humanity helps the horrors go down. Just ask Carter Ross.

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Katrina Niidas Holm loves mysteries. She lives in Maine with her husband, fabulously talented pulp writer Chris F. Holm, and a noisy, noisy cat. She writes reviews for Crimespree Magazine and The Maine Suspect, and you can find her on Twitter.

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88 comments
Gordon Bingham
1. gordonbingham
Sounds like a good start to a series! I'm in!
Jody Darden
2. jldarden
After easing away from generic crime fiction in general for the past year or so, this seems different enough to get my attention!
Joshua Atkins
3. atkinsj
Sounds like a good read. Can't wait to pick up a copy!
Katherine Marion
4. stitchkat
Never read this author before, but sounds interesting - I'll definitely check for earlier books.
Kim Akers
7. kakers
I've never read Brad Parks before but this book intrigued me. Definitely on my must-read list!
Johannah Brookwell
9. Johannah
New author to me, but the book sounds very worth reading!
William Hamilton
10. billham68
Brad Parks is a terrific writer. All of his books have been enjoyable and I look forward to his newest Carter Ross mystery.
jane
12. janedoe
Another interesting series I would like to read.
Judie McDonald
13. Judiemcd
A new author to me. Sounds interesting.
Clydia DeFreese
15. clydia
Thanks for the sweepstakes. I'm anxious to read this one!
Patricia Nicklas
20. pmernick
Thanks for letting us know about another interesting series to read.
Beth Talmage
21. wordygirl
This sounds good. I'll have to check out the previous three in the series.
Sandie White
22. Sandie
I'm always looking for new reads...this sounds like something that I'd really like.
Anne Joyce
23. ajoyim
WooHoo! I LOVE Brad parks and can not wait to get my hands on "The Good Cop!" I received a copy of "The Girl Next Door" 3d bk. in the Carter Ross series last year for review and I about lost my mind, fell in love and had to go out and get the first 2 books in the series, "Faces Of The Gone" and "Eyes Of The Innocent" because I hate to read a great series out of order...:)
susan beamon
25. susanbeamon
I also like good jolt of humor in my mysteries and in my horror stories. The contrast makes things more interesting.
Connie Schultz
26. mamacat509
I would like to read it. It sounds very descriptive.
Lisa Garrett
27. lag123
I would like to know more aboutCarter Ross.
Pat Murphy
29. murphyp2011
Just what I need to keep me company during a snowstorm. Need my mystery fix.
Louis Burklow
30. Nash62
The Carter Ross books started strong and gotten better, so this is one I'm looking forward to reading.
Kelley Tackett
32. tackettfamilyky
I love reading Brad Parks. He is such a good writer. I can't wait to read THE GOOD COP.
Jeffrey Malis
33. bravejam
Great series! Eagerly looking forward to the latest edition. I appreciate the opportunity!
Jackie Wisherd
34. JackieW
I just discovered a new author and stories. Thanks for the info.
Brenda Tucker
37. rango3
Brad Parks is great - can't wait to finish the story.
Rosa Abraham
40. ravensfan
Looks like a great read. Would love to win a copy!
Karen Barnett
41. kpbarnett
This is such a fantastic series - and Mr Parks is a stitch! I look forward to his newsletters and antics of his interns.
peg nittskoff
42. pegni@aol.com
Can't wait to get a chance to read this novel and begin on a new series. I hate dry and boring--this sounds like a winner!
Ann Powers
44. 1957grad
After reading/digesting so many "serious" mysteries this year I am ready for something on the light side of the menu. This sounds just like Ihave been looking for:)
Lisa Kaiser
45. lisakaiser
This looks good. Would like to give it a try.
SALLY    GASS
48. YUPPER
THIS SERIES WILL KEEP ONE ON HER OR HIS TOES, BUT I WANT TO SIT BACK IN MY FAVORITE CHAIR TO DO THE READING
Linda Deming
52. lindem
Have not read this author before but looks like I might hve found a new author worth reading.
Kathleen Sexton
54. Kathy
I picked up The Girl next Door at the library in error , but it ended up being a great bonus. Now I am hooked! I love Carter Ross. I am looking forward to reading The Good Cop. Would love to win a copy!
Amy Dixon
55. SomethingGoodtoRead
Greatley enjoyed FACES OF THE GONE, which I believe is the first Carter Ross book, and want to catch up on the rest of this series. Brad Parks has good stuff!
Bob Keck
58. ky2here
Looks like some tight well-written fiction. I'm in!
lynette barfield
61. lynette
New author for me. Would love a copy.
Karen Hester
63. rosalba
New author for me - sounds promising
Melissa Keith
64. melly801
Ooooooo! A good cop? Cuff me! The cover of this book does something to my insides. Man in uniform perhaps? Brad Parks rocks! HEY, CARTER, PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS! PERIOD! :-)
I would very much love to read Brad's book. BOOK 'UM!
65. edq143
sounds like a great read
LOIS PAYTON
69. renep
I really want to win this book, GOD BLESS YA
71. mosaix
Cops-can't live without them!
Tony Fitzpatrick
72. fitzp100
Interesting. I do enjoy the not-so-serious narration.
Deborah Blanchard
73. bookworm1954
Sounds like a great story! I would love the chance to win/read/review this one!
Debra Kidle
74. lubelle
This is a new author to me, and this book sounds very interesting!
Vernon Luckert
77. vl4095
I always love a good mystery - send me a copy!
Karen Arrowood
80. msakma
A good mystery book is always welcome in my house!!
Heather Cowley
83. choochoo
A good mystery that I can't figure out right away is hard to find. Sounds like a good mystery!
kathy pease
85. klp1965
Thank you for the great giveaway please count me in :)
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