An Akron, Ohio woman has been charged with stabbing her boyfriend over an argument about chips and salsa, reports ABC News.
Ronnie D. Buckner, 61, told police that he and Phyllis D. Jefferson, 50, were arguing over who was eating all of the salsa when she stabbed him with a pen. She then allegedly walked over to the television and attempted to knock it on the floor, he told police.
As he grabbed the TV to catch it from falling, she walked into the kitchen and grabbed a knife, then cut him in the stomach, police said.
Jefferson fled the scene but authorities later found and arrested her. Buckner was taken to the local hospital, where his injuries were not deemed life-threatening.
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