True love is hard to quantify. What would you do if the girl you loved was locked up each night, secured in her prison by lock and key? Would you work out a plan to break her out, to steal her away?
Police in Australia recently released security-cam footage of a man’s daring display of love at all costs. Well … love at no cost. See, this Perp Derp broke into an adult fantasy store and stole a $4,500 “Dorothy” model sex doll. Wearing a stocking and balaclava over his face, our Casanova Crook used bolt cutters to get through a locked fence before smashing his way into the store and absconding with his booty.
Police are still on the lookout for the romantic wrongdoer but have released footage of the theft: