The Walken Dead Need More Cowbell!

Via Giant Freakin Robot, we bring you a brain plague more menacing than any before, because it spares only the part storing Christopher Walken quotes:

You all know the guy. He budges his way into your conversations at parties and then fills the air with Christopher Walken quotes but can’t quite pull off Walken’s iconic meter. One of them is easy enough to avoid, just move away and don’t acknowledge their presence. But what about dozens of them, uncontrollably spouting line and trying to eat your flesh!?

Brooklyn comedy troupe POYKPAC double-dog dares you. . .

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