The Joy of Online Reviews: Crime Scene Tape!

Crime Scene TapeIt can be such fun to window-surf sites with lively traffic in product reviews.  For example, here’s dynamite, 5-star feedback from Adam:

As soon as I pulled it out of the box I knew I was holding top quality Crime Scene tape in my hands. It has so many uses, I’ve had to order it multiple times. Some of the ways in which I’ve used it:

1. Dead squirrel in the road
2. Dead hooker
3. Broken down car
4. Sex
5. Cooking
6. Coozie

Dont ask yourself what can you do with crime scene tape. Ask: What CAN’T you do?


  1. Deborah Lacy

    My favorite use is party decoration…

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