The Jolly One’s Crafty: You Need the Santa Stake-Out Kit

See the proof for yourself:

The outfitter also points out that once you've got the $6499.00 of gear (including items like a full winter ghillie suit, hearing enhancer, tactical vest, thermal and night vision cameras, knives, camping and survival gear, etc.) you're not merely ready to bag proof of the fat man. Oh, no. You're geared up for more challenges ahead, including:

  • Tooth Fairy
  • Boogeyman
  • Aliens
  • Creepers
  • Monsters in your closet
  • Annoying sisters
  • Unscrupulous babysitters
  • Dogs pooping in your yard
  • Strange activities of your cat
  • Hundreds more!

Last minute gift crises solved? You're welcome.

Part of Santa Stake Out Kit by Optics Planet


  1. Terrie Farley Moran

    Too awesome for words. I am immediately ordering eight kits. One for me and one for each grandkid. Then we’ll nab him….ho ho ho. And all our questions about how he knows who is naughty or nice, and what size feety pj’s everyone wears and who exactly wanted which American Girl doll will be answered promptly OR no milk and cookies for Santa.

  2. Deborah Lacy

    Such a deal. Look at all those magical creatures you can also nab. Very economical.

  3. Laura K. Curtis

    I notice that the outfitter suggests that while you are purchasing this, you also purchase a fairly serious knife. No comment on what you’re supposed to do with the knife once you’ve captured Santa. Perhaps it’s meant in case you happen to capture Krampus.

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