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Dear Professor Moriarty

Dear Professor Moriarty: Petty Thief or Criminal Mastermind

By Guy Bergstrom

May 19, 2017

This week's guest columnist is Professor Moriarty, who reports that he is, contrary to rumors, very much alive and quite busy planning for a major event that you will all witness soon. Very soon. Dear Professor Moriarty, Our 12-year-old daughter was just caught shoplifting from the drug store, and she seems more concerned about how…

Dear Professor Moriarty: How Do I Say No This Christmas?

By Guy Bergstrom

December 23, 2016

This week's guest columnist is Professor Moriarty who reports that he is, contrary to rumors, very much alive and quite busy planning for a major event that you will all witness soon. Very soon.   Dear Professor Moriarty, Every year, extra family and friends invite themselves to our house for Christmas dinner—or just show up—and…

Dear Professor Moriarty: A Pile of Boring Secret Santa Gifts

By Guy Bergstrom

December 19, 2016

This week's guest columnist is Professor Moriarty who reports that he is, contrary to rumors, very much alive and quite busy planning for a major event that you will all witness soon. Very soon.   Dear Professor Moriarty, I have a large family, and this year it’s our turn to host Christmas. The problem comes…

Dear Professor Moriarty: A Company Christmas Dinner Disaster

By Guy Bergstrom

December 9, 2016

This week's guest columnist is Professor Moriarty who reports that he is, contrary to rumors, very much alive and quite busy planning for a major event that you will all witness soon. Very soon.   Dear Professor Moriarty, As the only female coder at a Silicon Valley startup, I’ve been delegated to doing the company…

Dear Professor Moriarty: Advice for an Overbearing Mother

By Guy Bergstrom

July 1, 2016

This week's guest columnist is Professor Moriarty who reports that he is, contrary to rumors, very much alive and quite busy planning for a major event that you will all witness soon. Very soon.   Dear Professor Moriarty, Our youngest daughter is getting married, and we are, of course, thrilled to pay for the wedding.…

Dear Professor Moriarty: Advice for a Harvard Man

By Guy Bergstrom

May 20, 2016

This week's guest columnist is Professor Moriarty, who denies any knowledge of what happened to Prince Harry's missing puppy, though offering a large reward for finding the creature might be wise.  Dear Professor Moriarty, I'm a junior at Harvard who just got engaged to a beautiful pre-med whose parents are loaded. A dream, right?  Here's…

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