Dear Professor Moriarty: Petty Thief or Criminal Mastermind
By Guy Bergstrom
May 19, 2017This week's guest columnist is Professor Moriarty, who reports that he is, contrary to rumors, very much alive and quite busy planning for a major event that you will all witness soon. Very soon. Dear Professor Moriarty, Our 12-year-old daughter was just caught shoplifting from the drug store, and she seems more concerned about how…