The Criminal Scourge of Beerlessness: Dial 911
By Crime HQ
January 8, 2014Beerlessness may be a shame, but it's not a crime. (Maybe we're just noticing more odd, beer-related items since the ceramic squirrel affair?) Anyway, a 68 year-old Memphis grandma has been charged with domestic assault, according to SFGate: Police said Pate became angry with her granddaughter and slapped her with an open hand when she…