Why can't we all just have snacks and get along? A man in a Scooby Doo onesie for a fancy dress (read: costume) party was attacked at a pub by a woman (probably Old Man Quigley in disguise). According to Les Brown, the padding in his Doo-sie was substantial enough to protect him from serious harm as she punched him in the head. The woman's solicitor later called his wearing of the assailant-foiling garment “bizarre and significant.” Oh, yes, we certainly think so. Who's up for trying one out against zombies?