Run, the Zombie Gnomes Are Upon Us!

Beware the zombies in your own backyard...
Beware the zombies in your own backyard…
Poor bastard, never knew what hit him.
Poor bastard, never knew what hit him.
think these gnomes pretty much speak (er, groan?) for themselves. I found them a few days ago on a friend’s Facebook page, and Googled “Zombie Gnomes” so I could find a picture I could use here. Turns out, there’s quite a market for Zombie Gnomes and I’ve only just fell upon it. Is this what happened at the end of Gnomeo and Juliet?


  1. Marjorie Manharth

    Oh, wow! Could you sleep with these in your back yard??

  2. Megan Mariner

    Maybe these will keep those damn dogs from pooping in my yard!

  3. Jennifer Proffitt

    Ha! @Luckeeblackcat, I hope it helps!

    @mmanharth: I know I definitely couldn’t have them in my yard. I’m kind of anti-gnome to start out with, I don’t need a gnome horde to add to that. But you gotta admit, this one seems pretty romantic right? Almost has a Lady and the Tramp feel to it. Almost… Gives a whole new meaning to eating face. Yeah, I could go on for a while with the zombie puns.


  4. Richard Melanson

    Maybe these might keep all those pesky solicitor types from banging on the front door ? – you know- the ones who ignore the NO SOLICITING sign…

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