Rock Mobster

Screen shot from David Kalas video.

Sometimes people are just assholes. Here was this incredible rock formation, formed over the course of hundreds of years of erosion, minding its own business—when a group of people decided to take revenge on a blameless artifact of nature by destroying it. It seems a friend of the “duckbill” assassins had broken his leg climbing on the rock, prompting an eye-for-an-eye response, as the group avenged the fallen comrade by essentially breaking the leg of the formation, destroying it forever. 

Thankfully, passerby David Kalas captured the vandalism on camera:

While the Oregon State Police are investigating, the maximum fine for vandalizing a state park is a measly $435. Here’s hoping Mother Nature is into karma.  


  1. Melissa Keith


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