When you really, really like Cheetos, sometimes extreme measures will become necessary. Deep inside, we all probably suspected that, but here's more evidence.
The delectably crunchy, cheesy dominatrix of your taste buds doesn't care what she makes you and your orange fingers do.
H/T: the Cheezburgery
The funny thing is–I know people who would actually follow through on this threat–if not for cheetos than for another beloved snack. And is the threat to cut cables or chop the cabal–you know–a group of people bent on destroying cheetos? Either way the spelling is off. But still wildly entertaining.