Tired of the rain? Sick of crime in the streets? Take on both at once with an “Umbuster,” an umbrella with brass knuckles for a handle. This product has been around for a while, but I only heard about it this morning (that’s me, always late to the party—probably because I can’t find my umbrella!) and immediately wanted one. I don’t have the kind of money they were charging for this lovely piece of killer fashion when it was in production, but I guess I could make my own with a welder. I don’t really care if the umbrella section breaks off in a fight, after all.