What do you say about a guy who steals the nameplate off a judge’s door after appearing in said judge’s courtroom on a misdemeanor charge, then posts the picture on Facebook?
First, you say he clearly doesn’t read Criminal Element, since we regularly warn you of the perils of posting your criminal activities on social media.
Second, you say “sorry, Charlie (or, actually, Steve), but now you’re up on felony charges. And juries love pictures.”
[Hat tip: The Smoking Gun]