Nothing Says I Hate You Like…Glitter?

Some villains spend their entire lives planning out the perfect way to seek revenge. Well, if you want to exact some revenge of your own but a) don't want to enter into the business of murder and mayhem and b) just want to fill out a form and have someone else do the dirty work for you, then we have the service for you!

The website Ship Your Enemies Glitter, is just the company willing to do that for you. In some Not Safe for Work language, they outline their process of revenge, and outline why you should pay them to ship glitter:

First off, use your f***ing imagination. We're going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when that f***face opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere.

So, will you be using this site to give people their comeuppance? For only $9.99 you can finally get even!

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