If your mate is a private investigator, chances are you won’t be seeing him or her for Valentine’s Day. Why not? Because, according to many sources, it’s the busiest day of the year for a PI.
Keith Hollen told Fox News in Charlotte that:
his case load doubles around Valentine’s Day. Suspicious spouses, girlfriends or boyfriends give him times, dates, locations and then he goes to work.
[Today is] a day when cheaters cannot resist temptation. He says, “They’re specifically gonna see them some time on Valentine’s, whether it’s early morning or lunch time.”
…even guys who handle themselves discretely the other 364 days of the year feel an obligation to be with their lover on Valentine’s Day, and he can usually photograph them giving a “goodbye kiss” to their mistress which ends up being used against them in court.
Of course, if you’re dating a private eye, and he tells you he can’t be with you on Valentine’s Day because he’s working, maybe you should hire a second one to be sure he’s telling you the truth.