Missing Boxers or a Pizza? Suspect a Cat Burglar

Many cats bring home trophies, but meet the most amibitious cat burglar we've encountered, a midnight thief who quickly moved on from the prosaic and ordinary morsels from neighborhood recycling bins and onto

… stealing dishcloths, dusters and dust mitts.

As his thieving habit intensified he focused on bigger and better goods including clothes, bringing home sports bras, support pants, jumpers, T-shirts, boxer shorts…

Bizarrely he has also brought home washing-up gloves and even a mop head.

Being a cat burglar must work up an appetite, as Norris has brought home half a pizza, an unopened tube of gravy paste and a German sausage.

The amount of ill-gotten gain became so massive, the owners designated a swag bag to collect it all and felt obliged to snitch out their moggy.

They put out a letter around their local neighbourhood, explaining Norris' actions and appealing to anyone who may have had items taken to get in touch…

“So far we have been able to reunite a number of items – including a towel set, some oven gloves, a bath mat, some baby clothes and some running gear – with their owners…

Read more about this feline crime wave in the Bristol Post. Even if we're kind of impressed, cut it out, you naughty, nicking Norris!

Hat tip: Fark

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