Man Arrested for Defecating on Checkout Scanner

A Cincinnati man was arrested for walking into a grocery store, taking off all his clothes, exposed his private parts, and defecating on a checkout scanner.

Yup, this guy took a dump on a checkout scanner.

According to Huffington Post, Colin Murphy, 23, was busted following the incident in a Kroger store. Prior to the incident, the man was reported to have been reeking of alcohol and slurring his words while stumbling aimlessly around inside the store.

Cops showed up and placed him under arrest. He was later charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct.

He pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct and not guilty to public indecency. It was also reported that the judge ordered him to stay away from the store.


  1. Melissa Keith

    Well….with the price of todays’s grocerys……

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