Loan Sharks…er…Pelicans

Pelicans glaring down at somethingTHAT LOOKS QUITE PAINFUL. I’D SAY THERE’S A GOOD CHANCE IT’S BROKEN.

FAIL TO RESTORE YOUR ACCOUNT TO A POSITIVE BALANCE, MR. ANDREWS, AND YOU WILL INCUR FURTHER OVERDRAFTS. 

INCUR FURTHER OVERDRAFTS AND YOU’LL BE SEEING US AGAIN. 

NEXT TIME WE WON’T BE SO POLITE, YOU UNDERSTAND?

THANK YOU FOR BANKING WITH NATIONAL CITY.

Stolen Borrowed directly from the fantastic tumblr, ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS; we’ll return the favor with interest, we promise. No need to break our legs.

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