The news did lead us to researching more about da Vinci’s street creds, including his many inventions dedicated to defense and destruction, like a 3-tiered, 8-barrelled machine gun plus enhanced firearm ignition system, an armored personnel carrier, and the ow-sharp scythed chariot below.

In addition to being able to burn and destroy any of an enemy’s bridges, his handwritten “resume” informed prospective clients of the following:
- If, by reason of the height of the banks, or the strength of the place and its position, it is impossible, when besieging a place, to avail oneself of the plan of bombardment, I have methods for destroying every rock or other fortress, even if it were founded on a rock, etc.
- Again, I have kinds of mortars; most convenient and easy to carry; and with these I can fling small stones almost resembling a storm; and with the smoke of these cause great terror to the enemy, to his great detriment and confusion.
- And if the fight should be at sea I have kinds of many machines most efficient for offense and defense; and vessels which will resist the attack of the largest guns and powder and fumes.
Guess they’re right about Leonardo da Vinci’s innate ass-kickery. Get the Kevlar on your jerkins and doublets, ya’ll!
Image and resume info via ABlogAboutHistory.