Law & Order SVU: Schwarzenegger’s Ripped (from the Headlines)

Detectives Munch and Fin from Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
Detectives Munch and Fin look like their wheels are already turning. Let the snide asides begin!
According to Michael Ausiello of TVLine, the next set of headlines Law & Order: Special Victims Unit will rip from are those about Arnold Schwarzenegger and his baby mama drama.  

In the SVU version, Schwarzenegger’s doppelganger is Andrew Raines, a charming, seductive Master of the Universe-esque philanthropist in his 50s who is part of one of New York’s royal families. His wife, Kathleen, is (duh) the Maria Shriver of the piece…[who] discovers that her hubby had an affair with someone in their inner circle, a romance that produced — yep, you guessed it — a bastard. It’s unclear where the sex crime comes in, but an insider tells me it involves the golden couple’s wealthy, entitled son, Tripp.

Maybe the show’s 13th season will be luckier for someone else. 

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