It’s Flue Season: Bad Santa Gets Stuck in the Chimney

Looks like bad Santa had too many cookies before trying to come down the chimney this year…

According to Daily Mail, in Citrus Heights, California, Jesse Alan Berube, 32, tried to make his way down the chimney of a bar in the northeast suburbs of Sacramento. About halfway down, Berube found himself stuck between a rock and hard place. Unable to go up or down, Berube was able to wriggle around just enough to retrieve his cellphone and call 911. The fire department was able to remove Berube from the chimney unharmed, where he was arrested on suspicion of burglary.

Looks like Santa Claus is going … to jail.