Sherlock Pick-Up Lines: Is that a pipe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

A few weeks ago we presented to you the Cumberb-otter sensation. Now we’re gearing up for a whole new season of Sherlock on PBS in just about a week and as we prepared our pipes and hunting hats, we happened to Google Sherlock and what to our wondering eyes should appear but… Sherlock pick-up lines. It tickled us so much that we thought we’d share a few here. Give us your best Sherlock Pick-Up Lines in the comments!

Images courtesy of BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines via Tumblr.


  1. Clare 2e

    Okay I’ll try, though I can’t equal this brilliance. How about:

    -Your lips are sweet as apricot jam…or strawberry…berry, definitely.
    -Can’t you hear it? My heart’s beating as loud as your sweater.
    -I want your body. My fridge’s shelves are unengaged.

  2. Laura K. Curtis


    – even the unobservant would notice you


  3. Christopher Morgan


    I’ll be your Deerstalker if you’ll be my Service Revolver.


    “My Love for you is Ele-”
    “No, you had me at love…”

  4. Jennifer Proffitt

    “I’d fake my death for you any day.”
    “Let’s make me more than just The Woman. I’ll be Your Woman.”
    And finally…
    “I may keep spare body parts in the fridge, but you’ll be the only one who has my heart.”

  5. Heather Waters (redline_)

    I’m not even usually a slasher, but my favorite was easily the last one. Ha! Nice.

  6. Froggy

    Hello! I’m the admin of the Sherlock pick-up lines blog. I just wanted to say thanks for the promo 😀

  7. Clare 2e

    A work of genius, Froggy–keep that great stuff coming!

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