Have Some Nutella With Your Morning Coffee?

Nutella
Just how good *is* this stuff?
I like Nutella as much as the next person. In fact, I probably like Nutella more than the the next person. Maybe more than the next two people combined. There is nothing in life more perfect than a Nutella and banana crepe, in my mind. But still, I find the fact that thieves in Germany made off with five metric tons of Nutella a bit hard to fathom. That’s 176,370 ounces; more than 13,500 standard size jars, or 6,500 of the larger containers.

In reading about this particular heist, I ran across The Atlantic’s speculations on the possible uses for 11,000 pounds of Nutella, of which I found this the most amusing:

…if there’s a major heist of 10,000 pounds of toast/waffles/bananas in the coming days, then that probably points to someone—or a group of people—with serious Nutella addictions. 

And then there are speculations about hoarding and black markets. I would just love to see a crime story written about Nutella smuggling. Mmmmm… think it’s time for breakfast.

Comments

  1. Terrie Farley Moran

    Babysat all day yesterday–made a ton of Nutella sandwiches. My grandkids could easily be suspects in the heist. Not sure how they made the German connection–but they are nothing, if not resourceful. Is there a reward if I turn them in?

  2. Laura K. Curtis

    Not if they’ve eaten all the evidence!

  3. Terrie Farley Moran

    G-R-O-A-N!! You’re right. I was literally scrapping the last jar clean.

  4. pourovercoffeemakers

    The morning coffee is important for a person who wants to enjoy the morning breakfast. According to my point of view the coffee is necessary to have in the breakfast with the Nutella to mix it.

  5. Jameson02

    Thanks

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