You Won’t Believe How This Lady Tried to Smuggle Cocaine

Egg-shape container of coke found in vagina
Egg-shape container of coke found in vagina

Okay…this takes a special kind of person, talent, and pain tolerance. A woman is accused of smuggling $10,000 worth of cocaine in her vagina through New York’s JFK Airport, packaged in a half-pound egg-shape container. Now that is commitment to crime!

According to The Huffington Post, 24-year-old Shekira Thompson went through customs Sunday when TSA agents noticed she was “sweating and acting very nervous.” That's when cops say a private search uncovered this egg-shaped container located in her vagina. When it was removed, they tested the white powered found inside to confirm it was indeed pure cocaine.

“This seizure is just another example of our Customs and Border Protection officers being ever vigilant in protecting the United States from the distribution of these illicit drugs,” Robert E. Perez, director of U.S. Customs and Border Protection’s New York field operations, told the Daily News.

This is yet another reason why drugs are bad, mkay…


  1. A Wee Green Man

    It’s a old story, decades old at this point, with both anal and vaginal being used to smuggle drugs and things even weirder. It’s safer than cocaine filled condoms that are swollowed but it’s just as likely to get caught by Border inspectors. Now I’m waiting for the first news story of a drone being used to smuggle across borders as that’s most likely happening now!

  2. Teddy P

    ^ Very true. It never ceases to amaze me where people will shove things to make some money.

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