If you’re a thief, consider this a cautionary tale by Lee Moran of the Telegraph:
The group had managed to steal rum, oil, rice, cans of tuna and sardines from a small shop in the tiny north Caribbean town of Juan de Acosta, according to Noticias Caracol…
But the animal let out a series of ‘hee-haws’ and unfortunately for the trio alerted nearby police.
They had to ditch the donkey, which was still carrying the stolen items, and ran to safety away from the officers.
There is a recording from the police interview you can listen to at your own risk, but roughly, it translates to:
They put me up to it. It wasn’t my idea. I fell in with the wrong crowd, but I’ll never do anything wrong again. I’ll tell you anything you want—just get me out of here!