
It was Game of Thrones' Melisandre (Carice van Houten) who said everything boils down to the war between life and death. That best sums up “The Sons of the Harpy.” As Bronn (Jerome Flynn) and Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) prove, when one’s life is so constantly surrounded by violence, thinking about death is only natural. Sure, everyone might have different plans about how their flame will get snuffed, but when the destination is the same regardless of the path, it really places importance on what you do before you get there.
The Faith Militant have been reinstated by Cersei (Lena Headey), and they waste no time in turning King’s Landing on its head. In a scene eerily similar to Cersei’s mandated bastard killings in Season 1, Littlefinger’s brothel once again finds its floors painted red. But the violence doesn’t stop there…
Loras Tyrell (Finn Jones) is arrested by Lancel Lannister (Eugene Simon), a newly-marked member of the Faith Militant. When King Tommen (Dean-Charles Chapman) is unable to order Loras’s release, Queen Margaery (Natalie Dormer) undermines him, demanding that he wield the power he possesses as king. This rift between the newlyweds is exactly what Cersei hoped for when she raised the Faith Militant and tipped them off to Loras.

Elsewhere, Stannis (Stephen Dillane) proves to both Shireen (Kerry Ingram) and viewers that there’s a soft side between the stoic façade. Jon Snow (Kit Harrington) learns he may have a thing for redheads. Sansa (Sophie Turner) will soon be on her own in Winterfell, now that Littlefinger (Aiden Gillen) is headed back to King’s Landing. Jorah (Iain Glen) learns that abducting Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) might not yield the favor he’d hoped for from Daenerys (Emilia Clarke), especially considering Tyrion was already on his way there. And in Meereen, Daenerys learns of her brother Rhaegar’s penchant for the harp (not his penchant for abducting and raping Starks), while Barristan (Ian McElhinney) and Grey Worm (Jacob Anderson) experience firsthand the dangers of living in a city that despises you.
Now onto the Riser of the Week:
Riser of the Week: The High Sparrow
Ominously, when The High Sparrow tells Cersei that “all sinners are equal before the Gods,” it’s clear that King’s Landing is in for a rude awakening and a thorough cleansing. Cersei planned on this, and suggests that the Faith Militant set their sights on Loras Tyrell. Now that that’s done, who will the Faith Militant target next? Clearly, no one is safe.
Honorable Mention: Stannis, who is officially the Mannis after his heartfelt speech to Shireen and his refusal to let his daughter succumb to greyscale.
Faller of the Week: Daenerys Targaryen
Backstory of the Week: Greyscale
Item of the Week: Jaime’s Golden Hand

In his first true battle since dismemberment, Jaime fared exactly the way we expected—poorly. While there were traces of a once-great warrior, his timing was off. Had it not been for his metallic golden hand (and his opponent’s lack of knowledge about it), Jaime would have had his answer about how he’ll die. Between his recognizable looks, his severed hand, and the Sand Snakes’ knowledge of his arrival, Jaime is due for some trying times in Dorne.
Maester’s Musings
- I almost gave Tommen this week’s honorable mention for Riser of the Week after he opted to forego the violent route and not have blood spilt on the stairs of the holy sept. What a far cry he is from Joffrey, who beheaded Ned at that very sept.
- Shireen might be the one with greyscale, but Stannis’s wife, Selyse (Tara Fitzgerald), is the one made of stone. She makes Stannis look rosy by comparison.
- In his everlong quest to prove he does in fact know some things, Jon Snow learned that in order to properly rule, you sometimes have to do things you don’t want to. Sending note to the Boltons for help in manning The Wall might not be ideal, but it’s what a ruler needs to do.
- I loved seeing Sansa in the Winterfell crypts! And Lyanna backstory too?! More please!
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