Don’t People Know it’s DANGEROUS to Cross Chuck Norris?!

Across the Morava River, they’re building a bridge for pedestrians and cyclists to span the border between Slovakia and Austria. According to the Daily Mail, Slovaks are overwhelmingly voting by internet ballot to name the new bridge after our favorite martial-artist-turned-Texas-Ranger, Chuck Norris. Slovaks cannot to be faulted for the awesomeness of their taste, but we beg them to consier the metaphorical ramifications.  No matter how lovely the scenery, no one,  but NO ONE, wears a smile after crossing Chuck Norris.

Image via Slightly Warped.

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