Death Wish Coffee—It Just Might Kill You

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Drink at your own risk.
“I'm going to die if I don't have some coffee soon.” It's a refrain heard in offices across America every morning. Well, insufficiently-caffeinated drones, you may yet get your way: Death Wish Coffee is here. According to their website,

Death Wish Coffee is a breakthrough in the coffee world. Typically dark roast coffee has less caffeine in comparison to lighter roast coffees due to the caffeine being stricken from the bean during the roasting process. Here at Death Wish Coffee we have found a coffee bean with close to 200% more caffeine than your typical coffee shop coffee…

So get out of the daily grind and drink up. If you dare.


  1. Dorothy Hayes

    Since caffeine drains marrow from your bones, it’s best to keep the coffee on the light side in your life, in particular, knowing that bones thin as we get older. I savor a cup of coffee when I go out for dinner, otherwise it’s green tea.

  2. Scott Adlerberg

    Unfortunately, as a full-fledged coffee addict (who in addition loves the taste of coffee), I will probably be trying this brand. So thanks for posting this (I think).

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