Crimes Against Cake and possibly EMTs

Ignoring the fact that chocolate strawberries and fire trucks don't go together, and ignoring the fact that the aforementioned fire truck image has been ripped off from clipart.com, don't you think the cake decorator would have thought that adding splattered chocolate and red sprinkles and frosting might, just might, give the effect of blood splatter over your (we're sure) delicious cake?

There are just some circumstances that when faced with cake or death…we might choose death.

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