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Sep 8 2017 11:00am

Brute’s Loot Escapes via Poop Chute

Police in Ocala, Florida, may have found their goose that laid the golden egg. According to the New York Post, after pulling over Pattreon Stokes, 26, for speeding, cops smelled marijuana and found an assortment of drugs and a large amount of money. But when they got to the Marion County Jail, the money appeared to be missing.

That’s when detention deputies noticed $20 bills literally falling out of Stokes’s rectum. All in all, police found a total of $1,090 hidden inside his bum. We've come a long way from ass pennies...

After being charged with smuggling contraband into a detention facility; trafficking methamphetamine; trafficking heroin; possession of cocaine with the intent to sell, manufacture, or deliver; possession of marijuana; and possession of drug equipment, Stokes might want to tighten up that prison wallet...

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