I normally highlight bad guys who do stupid or strange acts of crime. But this week, I am turning the tables a bit. A police officer from Pennsylvania is accused of masturbating in his patrol car.
Two women told investigators that they saw the officer in question exposing himself while sitting in his cruiser—once last month and another time on October 5th, based on the report that was filed.
According to Philly.com, when confronted, the police officer told state troopers that he was attempting to—get this—”stimulate himself and stay awake.”
The officer, Glenn C. Woolard, is a three-year veteran with the force who has never been in trouble before. He is also a former Army Ranger. He has been charge with two counts of indecent exposure and two counts of disorderly conduct and awaits his day in court.