As we move deeper and deeper into the presidential campaign, what better way is there to show your support for America's most tenacious candidate than with this Frank Underwood t-shirt? Some campaign slogans are self-serving – “Hillary for America” – while others are vague and idealistic – “Make America Great Again” – but when it comes to Frank Underwood's slogan, you know he means it.
What would he do for you, you ask? How about: (Sing the following to the tune of “Grenade” by Bruno Mars.)
He'd mercy kill a suffering dog for you.
He'd piss on his father's grave for you.
He'd push a girl in front a train for you.
He'd do literally anything for you.
So stop what you're doing, head over to JimmyThePrinter's shop on Etsy, and order yourself a Frank Underwood 2016 shirt. Or don't, but remember: Frank is always watching.
See also: Mystery/Thrillers that came to Netflix in March 2016!